Literally the American employment system.
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
what the fuck
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
oh my god i’m so happy rn???
i forgot about this work of art
this fucking video makes my day every time i watch it





